the dog whisperer | dot_pet

I love the sound of backpeddling in the, er, afternoon.

papilio_luna wrote in dot_pet_snark Oct 16, 2007 15:54

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stupid pet owners, boulderlily, cesar millan, the dog whisperer, dogsintraining

Of Proof and Pudding: A tale of intrigue.

papilio_luna wrote in dot_pet_snark Mar 03, 2007 15:35

I'm snarking because if I don't, I'm going to go to a very open public forum and say something that I will most likely regret.

Up until today: Cesar is awesome, prong collars are awesome, my pit bull is awesome, all of my training advice is totally awesome, and I'm going to actually retract the friend request I initially sent you because you ( Read more... )

stupid pet owners, non-lj, cesar millan, the dog whisperer, dogster

Psychology is whatever I say it is!

silentxsarecool wrote in dot_pet_snark Oct 19, 2006 14:47

Okay, so we've already established that genetics works however the breeder wants it to. When you breed two animals, only the traits you *really* want come out. Our next lesson is that psychological terms mean whatever you want them to mean. And you can use those terms, for which you have invented meanings, to justify absuing animals ( Read more... )

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Non-LJ Winnerz!

papilio_luna wrote in dot_pet_snark Oct 10, 2006 10:03

From different other dog communities I'm on:

Winner #1OMG like we were on a waiting list for ever to get into this training center that everyone RAVES about (but I apparently didn't do a lick of my own research on) and we went to the first class and the trainer said we shouldn't punish or yell at our dogs! What's up with that?!? She must be one of ( Read more... )

stupid pet owners, animal abuse, non-lj, cesar millan, the dog whisperer

This just in: Watching TV grants you an automatic degree in behavioral science!

papilio_luna wrote in dot_pet_snark Sep 25, 2006 11:12

This same exact thing has happened on like three different dog message boards I read and if I see it again, I really will get out the GPS to locate the nearest bell tower.

Lyke d00d, seperation anxiety just means your dog wants to be ALPHA and DOMINATE you! How do I know? Cesar told me and therefore I'm an expert! All you have to do is treat your ( Read more... )

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rottnpagan wrote in dot_pet_snark Aug 19, 2006 15:04

What do you think of Cesar? I know people don't like him cuz he alpha rolls, but really, he only does that to the ones who want to eat him. And it works so well!! I hope I'm not starting anything here!

*rolls eyes*

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tenna wrote in dot_pet_snark Aug 17, 2006 19:28

Dear idiot lady at the shelter,

That dog you are staring dumbly at looking at? Yes, that one. The big black one that probably has a higher IQ than you do. The one that's barking. He's not being completely ill-behaved and undoglike, despite what you may think. Dogs bark. That's what they do. He's stuck in a kennel with thirty or more other dogs ( Read more... )

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bellasmommy wrote in dot_pet_snark Aug 05, 2006 13:37

CESAR MILLAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KNOWS WHAT IS UP. I USE HIS TECHNIQUES ALL THE TIME. Those dogs aren't fearful! Not at all! HE IS JUST SHOWING THEM DOMINANCE, OK????

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rottnpagan wrote in dot_pet_snark May 26, 2006 07:27

I hereby motion that anyone using the terms 'The Dog Whisperer says' is now invoking Godwin's Law.

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Who Am I?

miss_teacher wrote in dot_pet_snark May 16, 2006 08:13

-I believe that a fearful dog is trying to dominate the household ( Read more... )

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